Ya know? I love my job but lately there’s been a certain character
lurking around that’s been giving me the creeps.
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Don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen them at my workplace
before but lately it seems like I’m seeing a lot more of them.
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I’ve confronted them about it before but they deny it,
and run off before I get the chance to elaborate.
Everywhere I go, I feel like they’re not too far behind.
Every hallway, cubicle or break room
they’re always just around the corner.
On the one hand I could be jumping to conclusions,
but on the other, their threatening conduct
might not be just ‘perceived’.
Regardless, I need to figure this out quick
otherwise...
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